It's all I'm good for

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:22 pm

"Mhmm, better like it," Mike said, his arms now around William's waist. "That's what I intended for us."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:24 pm

William smiled, a hand rubbing his stomach gently, his other arm around Mike. "I love you," he whispered, looking into the guitarist's eyes.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:28 pm

Mike grinned, and placed a hand over William's. "I love you too. And them."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:45 pm

William grinned, looking down at his stomach. He giggled as he felt one fo them move. "I think they heard you," he whispered.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:47 pm

"Oh, and they'll hear me say it a million times, both to them and their mom." Mike's grin grew wider.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:49 pm

William grinned, still looking down at his stomach. He rubbed it tenderly. "They make my stomach stretch, make me have mood swings, and make me waddle, but they're worth it," he laughed.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:53 pm

"They're the most amazing gift you could ever give me," Mike said. "I can't wait to hold them in my arms."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:55 pm

William nodded, still smiling. "Three little babies we get to take care of," he smiled, turning his neck so that he could kiss Mike's chin again while petting his stomach.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:35 pm

As was usually the case, Sisky found herself more easily distracted as a cat. She forgot about Mike, William and Matt completely and concentrated on stalking insects. When she couldn't find any more to attempt to ponce on she started stalking a little girl who was thrilled by the kitty and picked her up.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:39 pm

William frowned as the little girl picked Sisky up. He was afraid of how Matt would react in getting her back.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:55 pm

Sisky meowed in confusion when she found her legs were no longer touching the ground and looked up at the little girl in surprise. You're not holding me right, kid. "Mommy can we keep him? It's a lost kitty, Mommy!"

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:00 pm

William walked over quickly, afraid that the mother would agree. "Uhm, I'm sorry, but this is our cat," he said calmly, pointing at Mike and himself. "Can we have her back please?" he smiled. He winced as he got a really nice and hard kick to the stomach. He held back futher emotions.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:08 pm

The little girl frowned up at William and shrieked, "My kitty! This is my kitty, Fat Lady! Get your own kitty!" Her mother looked mortified, "Honey, she's not a fat lady. She's a pregnant lady."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:09 pm

Mike snorted loudly at the comment. He slipped his fingers between William's when he was close enough. "She's my pregnant lady, and I'm afraid this is our kitty."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:10 pm

William was all hunched over when Mike took his hand. "Then why doesn't she have boobs?" the girl shrieked again, getting odd looks from all over the park.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:11 pm

Sisky made a strange sound as the little girl squeezed her tighter. "My kitty! Go 'way Fat Lady!"

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:14 pm

Mike almost invented a long and tragic story about William - no, Wilhemina's fight against breast cancer, but didn't. He bended his back to look at the little girl and glared at her. "Don't discriminate against flat-chested chicks. It's not nice. Now give me my kitty, it has to get its flea treatment today."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:17 pm

The little girl stepped forward and acted like she was going to put Sisky down then kicked Mike in the shins and squeezed the cat even tighter. Her mother seemed frozen in shock.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:19 pm

Mike swore loudly. "You little...!" He let go of William's hand and frowned, his eyes focused on the little girl's mother. "Can you please tell your daughter to give my cat back? It's pregnant."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:28 pm

"I'm so sorry," the woman took Sisky and gave her back as her daughter howled, "NO HE'S NOT! HE'S NOT EVEN FAT! HIS NAME IS JEREMY!"

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:57 pm

"Well for your information, her name is Sisky and she's only a few days pregnant. And yes, she's female, I've checked." He glared at the little girl again. "What do you want? Toys? Candies? Money?"

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:01 pm

Sisky meowed pitifully at Mike from the girl's mother's arms as she was held out. "I want Jeremy!" the little girl howled an aimed a punch at Mike's stomach. Being a little on the short side, the child missed her target area and landed her blow instead on Mike's groin.

The girl's mother dropped Sisky and grabbed her daughter's wrist to pull her away. "We're going home right now."

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:04 pm

Mike closed his eyes shut and clenched his fists, tempted to just drop on his knees. "Jesus. Fucking. Christ," he muttered between breaths. "Goddamn brat!"

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:05 pm

Sisky landed on her feet and walked over to nudge Mike's pantsleg with her head. She looked up, unable to change to say what she wanted with the little girl and her mother still so close. I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention, but that doesn't mean I can't take care of myself.

Subject: Re: It's all I'm good for Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:07 pm

Mike opened his eyes when he was done gasping for breath. He looked down at the cat. "Next time this happens, use your claws."

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