Can't leave you alone for five seconds here

Tom frowned thoughtfully. "I'm the only one, out of the people I know, I think..."

"Really," Butcher frowned in thought.

Mikey shrugged, tracing a pattern on his stomach.

Tom yawned and rumpled his hair.

"Maybe you're right," Butcher shrugged.

"Tom's the only silly one." Mikey wrinkled his nose.

"Hey!" Tom huffed, pouting.

Butcher chuckled at Tom's reaction.

Mikey gave his friend one of his impish smiles, leaning back.

"Balloon man." Tom hissed.

Butcher tilted his head to look at Mikey's stomach then looked at Tom, laughing as he imagined the blonde pregnant.

Mikey frowned as he tried to think of a comeback. "Blonde."

Tom pouted. "What are you laughing at?" He whined.

"Nothiiiing," Butcher smiled, still laughing.

Mikey raised an eyebrow and rubbed his stomach.

Tom frowned sulkily. "Liar."

"I was just wondering what you'd be like pregnant," Butcher wasn't sure he'd want to be in the same room.

Mikey burst out laughing, making Nils jump.

Tom's eyes widened. "Not. Gonna. Happen."

Butcher imagined Tom doing a complete turn around and becoming the gayest of them all and chuckled. "You never know..."

Mikey tilted his head. "I can't see him topping."

Tom blushed bright red at the slur on his manliness. "You did not just say that."

"Aww," Butcher smiled at Tom's blush. "I think you're right." He nodded to Mikey before adding for Tom's benefit, "It doesn't make you any less of a man, you know."

"Duh. Of course I'm right." Mikey tossed back his hair. "He's too small."

Tom growled. "I LIKE GIRLS!" He wailed.

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